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THE BEGINNING OF ORK WAR II
It's not often Elf Clan hears from the Orks (at least not publicly) so the following post is a significant part of Elf Clan history. To fill in some background: The pixies and dwagons thought the Ork Embassy looked a little drab and dull... so at the Pixie's direction they all got together and decorated. Said decorations took the form of pink doilies, flowers, hearts aplenty, Hello Kitty cushions, unicorns, pink curtains, pink doormats... well, you get the idea.
The Orks were less than appreciative. The next day Elf Clanners logged on to this rare public blog posted by Ork Leader Schlitzie Martini.
The Ork challenge post:
WARNING TO WEEDY PIXIE GITS!
UH-TEN-CHUN PIXIEZ!!!
Da Orkz knowz dat yooz gitz invaded our landz and left yer nasty candy all over da place!!! We iz not amyoozd! An' since yooz weedy grotz ain't got nuffin ta invade, my gretchinz iz takin' dis 'ere horsey-fing hostage!
Da orkz will let dis 'ere nasty fing go when yooz gitz get sum land so we'z can invade all propa like!!!!
YOOZ HAZ BEEN WANRED!!!!
luv,
Da Orkz!
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There was no doubt in anyone's mind: it was on. The result was the well-known Ork War II-- Ork embattlement on one side of the sandbox, Pixie fortress on the other side. Someone shot the first round and after that it was arrows and spears and swords vs crayon guns, pink toilet paper launchers and pie throwers. Oh the mayhem, the mayhem.
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