Originally posted May 18, 2010. Note: this is an ongoing contest, as to date no one has entered.
WIN A MOVIE DATE WITH MEAN GOLEM!
We are pleased to offer the first Elf Clan real-life contest: MOVIE DATE WITH MEAN GOLEM.
The movie to be seen: AVATAR.
To enter the contest, please answer the following questions, based on the movie:
1. What is Mean's favorite skin color? (Hint: it's not red yellow green orange or purple)
2. What is Mean's favorite greeting? (Hint: frozen sheep)
3. What is Mean's favorite concept for living quarters? (hint: it's huge and barks)
4. How many legs do Mean Golem's horses have? (hint: it's not four)
5. How many times has Mean seen the movie AVATAR? (Hint: the answer is not zero or two.)
6. Was Mean aware of this contest before I posted this blog?
Contest rules: you must be willing to provide your own transportation to a midwestern state and bring a straight jacket, handcuffs and gag. Actual date of the event will be sent to you by private email so as to not forewarn Mean (we want it to be a surprise). We are not responsible for accidents. This contest becomes null and void in the event of Mean having catastrophic heart failure or a temple artery bursting. Redemption value of this contest prize: Bring a cell phone with a good video camera. It could be priceless. :D
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Comment by Oona Sharple on May 19, 2010 at 9:03pm
Is dis a joke ?! 1) Mean HATES da AVATAR movie 2) Wut's wif da straight jacket, handcuffs and gag? 3) Oona sure him not knows about dis hehe ; )
Comment by Mean Golem on May 20, 2010 at 1:47pm
they say a picture is worth a thousand words . . . in this case. . .
Comment by Moontan Valeeva on May 21, 2010 at 12:32pm
I wonder why no one does the contest.......... Too high risk to win it?
